“Chemistry. If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing.”

3 years ago on 19 July 2011 @ 9:35pm + 567 notes
via 9gag (originally 9gag)

Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork.

3 years ago on 21 May 2011 @ 8:42pm + 19,419 notes
via annie-banks (originally vvherever)

Barney: I wonder what end it’s coming out of Lily right now!
Robin: I bet it’s her tushy!
Barney: I bet it’s both!

“baby, can you just hold me please?”

ROBIN: Ted, the future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting…
BARNEY: But…it’s a mistake. 


… and she loved him too, didn’t she?

yeah, she did.