Twitter - Will Ferrell with a pearl of wisdom.


INTERVIEWER: What are you watching on TV these days?
ADAM SCOTT: I thought Survivor this past season was incredible. Did you watch that?
INTERVIEWER: I think you’re the only person still watching Survivor.
ADAM SCOTT: I know. I started because when my son was born he was colicky. He’d be up all night screaming, and so I would have to hold him for like six hours at a time or he wouldn’t sleep. I would download entire seasons of it onto my iPod and watch like six episodes in a row, and I got really into Survivor. And for some reason emotionally bonded to it as well, because it was this intense situation. So now I can’t miss a nanosecond of it. It’s really weird.
INTERVIEWER: I really burned out after three or four seasons.
ADAM SCOTT: That’s what everyone says, and I don’t get it. Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are really into it, so those are the two people I talk to about Survivor. I met Jeff Probst at a party and I was super starstruck.

#I’M GOING TO GO HUNT DOWN ROBERT SHEEHAN AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS FUCKING VAGINA
Nooooo! i really hope this is one big, horrible joke…but, somehow, i doubt that :(
